To celebrate my new job, I stopped in to Payless, where it is apparently the one day a year you can't bogo. They've trained me not to buy at regular price.

On the bright side, my dollar store had dented cans of no sugar added fruit cocktail and dented boxes of Puffs with lotion! (For those of you who've heard my proselytizing, Puffs are no match for Kleenex Cool Touch, but they're acceptable for every day use.)