Personal ads have evolved since I advertised for Scott. Here's one from the local Westchester County newspaper:

"AANASCNSNDISOLTRF 54 years old, full figured with many interests seeks MWJSDWPNSNDISOLTR. Please write me include your number and photo, thanks.”

They also had samples from local writers' current projects. Here is a book I shall not be reading:

No Guarantees: One Man's Road Through the Darkness of Depression
Chapter 26 -- Yet Another Demon