It's a phone...and a camera! What year is it, 2005? Anyhoo, two photos from Borough Park, Brooklyn.
When the big one drops, all I have to do is hop on the R train, transfer to the D at 36th Street and take it to 55th Street, then walk half a block east, where possibly the last fallout shelter in America is. I should have checked their stock of bottled water.
The top picture illustrates how the artist at Nissen photography will tailor each pose to the individual occasion.