Let me go all "How I Met Your Mother" on this post, 'so, kids, this is how we used to look when we got all dressed up for prom'. Not me personally, of course, this picture is of Mike Armour, a classmate of mine, and his posse. The dresses are most likely from Gunne Sax (wikipedia defines the look as "prairie revival"), the flowers from Bachman's, and the tuxes? Who knows, but if a little piping is good, a lot must be better. If the crowd were a little older, the dudes would have moustaches, but this was high school. Look at the bow ties--Weep, Windsor!

Really, none of them looks too psyched, do they? Well, kids, that was prom in the 70s, a grim duty, but we did it. Er, I mean, they did it. And perhaps later, they did it. No offense, Mike.