I returned some books at the library Saturday and it was coagulated with strollers and little kids. They were having some kind of Sesame Street 40th anniversary fest. I think I've made my position on non-self-grooming creatures clear.

Anyway, there was a sign on the counter that said, "You maybe [sic] videotaped or recorded while in the library." I pointed it out to the woman ahead of me. "That's disgusting, in a library!" "Disgusting for the library," I said, "but gold for my blog!"