Paris Hilton has issued a new edict, "that's hot" is out, out, out, now we're to say "that's huge", or just draw out the word, "huuuuuge". Don't mak a fool of yourself.

As you know, I'm a gal, but I hate commercials where any kind of feminine product is shown in action, either animated, or in a glass of water, or with some mysterious blue liquid (I'm guessing the same stuff they soak combs in at the barber shop). Also, I hate women standing around in their bras gabbing, like that's something we do. Vulgar!

I got an email on a dating site yesterday that just said, "I can't believe you're 49, you look 20." Um, the picture may look 20, but it be true. Now run along, ya little whippersnapper!