According to a commercial Michael Bloomberg is currently running, his planned spending is going to create 400,000 new jobs in NYC. According to my quick math, there are only a total of 324,000 people unemployed right now, so move to New York!

In another commercial for a personal-injury law firm, this guy raps about different kinds of cases they're interested in, including, "Have you a neck broke/By a crash you didn't provoke?" 'Damn, I do!' says someone somewhere from the middle of a big foam collar.

Finally, on "The Doctors" yesterday, they showed what they're calling a "4D" ultrasound. Messing with time-space? Projecting future appearance of the foetus, a la what-missing-kids-might-look-like-now technology, or Lindsey's failed Mommy, What Will I Look Like? business from "Arrested Development"? Nope, it's just a video of 3D images. Which, by the way, look like sand dunes on Mars where people think they see faces.