I'm in lovely 100+ degree Lake Wylie, SC, visiting my friends Spencer and Kathy Denton. In the fourteen years since we've seen each other, they went and had a couple of kids, boys aged 10 and 7. As you all know, I can rap with the young, and when all else fails, I bust out the failsafe, wrestling.

So I was talking to William, the youngest, about the London taxi cab business they own. "My dad would love these cabs," I said, "he loves nothing better than to wash cars. He had his garage heated so he can wash cars year-round, he has a wrangler for the chamois cloths, and all kinds of special implements for washing different parts."

"So," William said, "do you know a wrestler named MVP?"

Happy Anniversary to the D&P who celebrate their 29th today. How old am I? I sang "You Light Up My Life" at their wedding.